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get it, 8-clap?

that's right bruin fans, today is UCLA's first football game of the season. WHO'S EXCITED?

I AM. (season tickets, what?)

all i care is that we win home game #7

i do have a few simple requests of karl dorrell for this season though:

dear karl,

#1. if we go 10-2 again, that's cool, but 12-0 is better.
#2. please make sure we have even more fourth quarter double-digit comeback wins than last year. i want at least five this time, and i promise i won't blame you for any of the heart attacks i have from them.
#3. geoff strand is the man, but can you lead a "i want every man, woman, and child" cheer sometime?
#4. since i have season tickets for all the home games, if we lose (which we won't... but i'm just saying IF we lose) can you make sure it happens at an away game? except the cal game, because i'll probably be at that one.
#5. BEAT $C BEAT $C BEAT $C.

thanks.

sincerely,
me

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