disclaimer: this really is not all that awesome

don't want security to get suspicious

welcome, gentle reader. you have just stumbled across the most awesome thing you will ever encounter in your life. yes, more awesome than the $0.99 cent value menu at taco bell. yes, more awesome than illegal fireworks on the fourth of july. yes, more awesome than the time you were voted "most likely to be on jerry springer" by your high school senior class. yes, more awesome than your mom. yes, more awesome than jean shorts (i don't know, i'm sure someone out there still thinks jean shorts are pretty awesome). and yes -- dare i say -- more awesome than mr. pibb and red vines, as crazy delicious as that combination may be.

[sidenote] if your tolerance for pop culture references is extremely low (like, we're talking paris hilton's IQ low), you should probably stop reading right now, lest you end up feeling like you're being forced to play a game of trivial pursuit: '90s edition that you just really don't want to play. [/sidenote]

i don't really know why i decided to start writing this blog. call it a whim, one of those "hmm it's really late at night and i don't really have anything else to do right now" moments. and i haven't yet decided if this is going to be a more personal thing, or geared more towards what's going on in my relatively nascent music career. we'll see. i'm guessing that bits from both will get tossed together in equal measure, creating a crazy delicious literary mix much like their confectionary counterparts mr. pibb and red vines. but you know, to be honest, i'm more of a sour red vines kind of guy. that's just in case you, gentle reader, were curious. which you probably weren't, but that's cool because this is still the most awesome thing you will ever encounter in your life. awesome!

ps - just read the title of the post again, and then laugh (don't worry, it's funny because it's true).